Andrew J. Lederer's Sneakers Lie A-Mouldering in the Gym
Brief post-script to yesterday's installment of "Feet" --
I walked through the snow and moosh this week in my sneakers and they developed a an extra-potent smell.
On Thursday, I was showered and dried and ready to dress and leave the gym when I noticed there were too many people too close to my locker for me open it without them being disgusted or perhaps overcome by the smell. (The sneakers were stewing within.)
I waited a bit, then, afraid my lurking looked suspicious, I reentered the sauna to wait the others out. Having sweated again, I had to take another shower, but I had discarded my towels when I was ready to leave earlier, so I had to stand around naked and drip dry. (Another way to look suspicious.)
I'm happy to report I got out safely. Don't wanna antagonize anybody with another day left on my free trial.
I walked through the snow and moosh this week in my sneakers and they developed a an extra-potent smell.
On Thursday, I was showered and dried and ready to dress and leave the gym when I noticed there were too many people too close to my locker for me open it without them being disgusted or perhaps overcome by the smell. (The sneakers were stewing within.)
I waited a bit, then, afraid my lurking looked suspicious, I reentered the sauna to wait the others out. Having sweated again, I had to take another shower, but I had discarded my towels when I was ready to leave earlier, so I had to stand around naked and drip dry. (Another way to look suspicious.)
I'm happy to report I got out safely. Don't wanna antagonize anybody with another day left on my free trial.
posted by Andrew J. Lederer at 1:20 PM
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